More Boredom

So, here is some more pictures from Europe. And let me warn you: I got two positive comments from my last series of pictures. So this time, I'm stretching. Don't worry, you don't have to feel obligated to laugh when you see them. As I said: I was just bored. 

 This is me being an airplane. In light of the recent death of Leslie Nielson, I'll say it's a tribute to Airplane! even though it's really a tribute to the Sound of Music.

 This is a happy butterfly. I see it and think of the Silence of the Lambs.

 By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

 This is one of the hundreds of extreme close-up shots taken by my lovely wife.

 This is me, trying on a brand new pair of clown shoes in Sienna, Italy.

 We didn't actually notice the creepy guy in the background of this picture until much later.

 I only recently noticed that my head is located right where that guy's genitals should be. Awkward.

 This is me, looking intellectual in front of a famous cafe for intellectuals in Vienna.

 This is us in front of a big O.

 Killer Octopus.

Word to the wise: don't ever shoplift in a foreign country. Another word? Oubliette.

 Motion sick?

 Salzburg sandstorms come out of NOWHERE!

 For whatever reason, I kept running into ravenous mythological sealife.

 Dog-Sherlock Holmes.

 Linds looked like a witch in this picture, so I just completed the effect.

Yeah buddy, I got muscles. And this picture was in no way enhanced by photoshop.